"Aware & Awarerer" – The New Movie By Jim Carrey!

It is our intentions. Our intentions are everything.
Nothing happens without intentions, not a single thing is accomplished without intentions.
Our intentions and desires create everything.
We are the co-creators of our reality.
We indeed are our reality.
And it’s sooo much fun! 🙂

Enjoy this touching and fun spiritual moment with Jim Carrey!

So.. creators of your lives.. are you also keep getting the crappy seats in your own creations? 🙂

Master Danzel and the Mighty Warrior

The Mighty Warrior was sick.

He was a big hero, having fought bravely countless wars. Oh he remembered how he slained the dragons in the Sea of Shadows, how he fought the giants in the Land of the Titans, how he broke the City of the Thousands Walls.

But now he was sick. His heart was ill.

He traveled accross the counties looking for a remedy to his ill heart. Countless sages he consulted, countless treatements he tried, all in vain. And the more time passed, the more his heart was getting ill.

But then he heard of Danzel, the Master who holds the Secret of Secrets of the Hearts, the magic Three-Word Spell.

“If you apply the Three-Word Spell, you will be surely cured”. He was told by wise men and princes of great reputation and honor.

The Mighty Warrior tried evreything to discover the magic Three Word Spell. He questioned all the sages of his time and consulted all the scriptures, but to his great despair, he found no indication of the magic spell.

“You have to find and meet Master Danzel’, he was told. “Only He holds the Secret of the Secrets of the Hearts.”

And so the Mighty Warrior set up for a great journey to find the revered Master who lives on the Mountain of Bulu, in a land where few have dared to venture before. On his way, he had to slain the Monster of the land of Zuchi, defeat the great army of Herodos, and cross the wild sea of Zantu.

Finally, he arrived to the Mountain of Bulu, the great land of Master Zandel. He indeed was a Mighty Warrior, for nothing could stop him on his way.

On top of the Mountain of Bulu, stood a great temple, like nothing he ever seen before.

He walked in the temple, and there he was, face to face with the great Master, the mighty Danzel in flesh and blood.

The moment was dazzling. Master Danzel was surrounded by a flashy red background, wearing a red leather jacket, and a trendy blue sun glasses, and had funky spiky hair.

“Oh Master”, the Mighty Warrior said while kneeling in respect, “Teach me the Secret of the Secrets of the Hearts, Speak to me the magic Three-Word Spell, Cure my ailing heart.”

From underneath his funky blue sunglasses, Master Danzel threw a fiery look at the Mighty Warrior.

And thus the Master spoke:

“Don’t you know …. …. …. , you’ve got to …. …. ….”

At hearing the magic Three-Word Spell, the Mighty Warrior Heart was instantly cured, and thunders stroke over the Mountains of Bulu at this great moment.

The Mighty Warrior went on to live a long and happy life. In his long prosperous life to come, he continued to slain monsters, defeat armies and cross wild seas, but now he also learned how to joyfuly dance his way, happily sing his life, and tenderly share his love.

For his heart was now cured! He learned the Secret of the Secrets of the Hearts!

Do you like this hopeful story?

I am sure you are wondering what the magic Three-Word Spell is? And who is the great Master Danzel?

I have good news for you!

No need to go to the Mountain of Bulu, where few have dared to venture before.

Just put your earphones, put on maximum the sound volume on your computer, and..

click here!…Don’t forget to apply the three-word Magic Spell to your heart anytime you feel ill. That’s the Secret of the Secrets, for a happy and long life!

May all our hearts be cured!

American Idol

Believe it or not, it’s only recently that I am discovering TV and reconnecting with the world! In my last few years of traveling i had no access to TV, so it’s only now that i am catching up, and discovering some simple pleasures of life. Friends, BBC news, Larry King Live, the Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer and the best CNN Political Team, and offcourse the one and only E-Channel!

I found so much nice information and inspiration in these shows, and I enjoyed so much too the American Campaign coverage, and watching all the inspiring Obama speeches and stories. I like it, i feel connected to the world and I am no more left out in the dark. At least now I know that Rachel ended up with Joey, and that Oprah has gained back weight again!

But yesterday, I had a new huge discovery: the American Idol! I watched a long episode of it for the first time of my life. And from that moment my life would never be the same again!

I admit that I am facinated by the American freedom and creativity, and find them very inspiring and alive people, and funny too! In American Idol, everything is creative and fun, the judges are fun, the contestants are fun, the scenes are fun and the way they make up and present stories out of everything is just so funny! I love how each character jumps into the scene and doesn’t mind being totaly gorgeous, or totally jerk!

And so.. i got inspired.. and i decided to participate too.. why not?
Jihad the next American Idol. Yes We Can! 🙂

And so I went to the audition.

I walked in, I admit I was a bit nervous. After all it’s the first time I sing.
The judges (Randy, Paula, Kara and Simon) looked at me strange.

  • Simon asked me: so whats your name?
  • Me: Jihad
  • Simon: Jihad, like.. djihad?
  • Me: euhhh.. yes
  • Simon: hmm.. so what will you sing today Jihad?
  • Me: Redemption song, from Bob Marley
  • Kara: Ok, nice song, go ahead
  • Me: Old Pirates yes they rob I…
  • Simon: Thank you, please stop. That was absolutely terrible.
  • Randy: Yes, I am affraid it’s a big No
  • Kara: you know Jihad, you’re a nice guy, but the voice, the voice. Its just not working.
  • Paula: It’s a defnite No! Nice to meet you.

And so I walked out from the audition room, broken heart. I couldnt make it to Hollywood!

But I didnt give up. I asked the Force of the Spirit to help me and to undo my first audition. And so I had another chance. Youppii.

I walked in again to the audition room, this time I was a bit more sure of myself.

  • Simon: so your name is Jihad.. what do you work Jihad?
  • Me: oh I do relief work with NGOs
  • Kara: nice work Jihad. So what will you sing today?
  • Me: Imagine, from John Lennon.
  • Kara: good song, go ahead.
  • Me: Imagine there is no heaven, its easy if you try…
  • Simon: well its easier if you stop trying to sing!
  • Randy: I am sorry but i’ll have to agree with Simon.
  • Kara: you know you’re a nice guy, but the voice, the voice, its just not working!
  • Paula: Am sorry Jihad. We can’t let you in!

I cant believe it. I failed again to make it to Hollywood. I was so broken heart. My life seemed meaningless.

But I couldnt give up. And i kept singing to myself : “Get up stand up, dont give up the fight!” And so I asked the Force of the Spirit to help me again and undo my last audition. “Please Holy Spirit Please, please help me I am your servant”. The Spirit finally had pity on me and agreed, but made it clear that it was my last chance.

Ahh.. i have to make it this time!

And so I walked to the audition again. This time i had nothing to loose. I was just myself, wearing my rasta scarf, even my old sandals.
The judges smiled to me.

  • Simon: So Jihad.. do you think you can be the next American Idol?
  • Me: Yes We Can!
  • Kara: thats the spirit! So what will you sing to us today?
  • Me: I Can See Clearly Now from Jimmy Cliff.
  • Kara: great, I love this song.
  • Me: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone
    I can see all obstacles in my way
    Gone are the dark clouds that made me blind
    Its gonna be a bright, bright sunshinin’ day
  • Simon: You know what? I like you! I think you have style.
  • Randy: That was absolutely fantastic.
  • Kara: Oh I love your spirit. And your voice, your voice, it is just so good!
  • Paula: I would say absolutely Yes!
  • Randy: Yes, 100%
  • Kara: Big Yes
  • Simon: you’ve got 4 yes!

Ahhhhhhhhhh..

I made it to Hollywood! I am so happy. I am the next American Idol.
Yes We Can!

🙂

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May all your dreams come true!